It’s not that we have anything against people of a different sexual orientation, but I think even Elton John would agree that appletinis are really gay. Be it the floating apple slice, or the fact that you have to say “appletini” to a barkeep with a straight face, there is nothing manly about a drink that is florescent green and fruit flavored. Sinatra, James Bond, and Dean Martin are probably rolling in their graves knowing that the drink that they spent years making cool has been bastardized. A martini that has been made famous for tasting like burning to something that tastes like stale skittles (not that I’ve ever tasted one… curiosity is a bitch). So men out there protect your territory as men. If you are out with your buddies and one of them casually swaggers over with an applitini you kick the rainbow out of him and make him order something that tastes like lighter fluid or gasoline… in a dirty glass.
Be A Man
-The Founding Father
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Oh, grow up. It’s just a drink.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Besides, any man that orders or drinks an apple martini, says to me that he is a REAL man, not afraid of what other think or say.