Things that are Gay: “Product”

Men, there is nothing wrong with getting cleaned up and looking good.  In fact I think that most men would admit that it’s nice to get shined up every now and then for a night on the town.  However, you can easily attain a level of everyday goodlookingness with a little hair gel, toothpaste, and some cologne your college girlfriend bought you.  You can even get ready for your wedding day with these simple tools (though you might want to skip the college girlfriend’s cologne unless you are marrying her).  However, when you stop buying the two for one hair gel with the bubbles in it, and move into buying “product,” you are starting to cross a line… a very gay line.  To help men decipher the old school manly item and it’s gay counterpart, this helpful chart has been created:

Product	Gay Product
Pert Plus (Shampoo & Conditioner in one damn bottle)	American CrewCitrus Mint Active Shampoo & Cooling Conditioner Duo
Oxy Pads	Studio 5 Men’s Mud Mask
Chapstick you buy at the convenience store checkout.	Lip Serum Deep Conditioning Lip Cream
Barbasol buy one get one free shaving cream	Bio5 Speed Shave
Soap	Men’s Facial Kit
Baby Powder	Balla Powder or my favorite Jewel Dust

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