As men, we have a propensity to justify just about any gadget, toy, power tool, grill, smoker or other piece of manly equipment that catches our eye. I say this as the self proclaimed greatest gadget collector of all time. My Mantuary is filled with Manovations that keep life interesting to say the least.
I was looking for the next best thing I could put in my arsenal and came across the UroClub. As a golfer who is never afraid to tie one on, it certainly caught my eye. Designed from a light weight resin, the grip doubles as a vessel to piss in should you find yourself in the middle of a round of golf needing to relieve yourself. The cap is sealed with a triple sealing mechanism to ensure its leak proof and it even comes with a “privacy shield” to keep your twig and berries concealed while relieving yourself on the back 9.
So, lets see… what would be easier:
a) drop trough behind a tree and flood out an ant hill or
b) pull out your UroClub, unscrew it, look like a duechbag while covering yourself with a “privacy shield”, fill it up with the 4 beers you had on the front nine, get your buddies to laugh histerically at you as they start throwing golf balls at you in the hopes you miss and piss all over yourself, finish while inevitably getting some dribble on the cap, cap it off and let 32 ounces of used Miller Lite slosh around next to your $400 driver.
The UroClub is anything but Manly or even necesarry for that matter. I cant see one benefit to pissing into a club when Man was designed to mark his territory next to a tree, golf cart, hell i’ve already pissed on the outside of an outhouse just on principal alone. If anything, The UroClub is taking us one step closer to the inconvenient hardships woman face when trying to releive themselves. Consequently, the UroClub gets my “worst Manovation ever” award. I would certainly rather have a ranger kick me off a golf course for pissing next to a tree then for something he may have misinterpreted me doing underneath the “privacy shield”.
Come up with the Poker Tournament Catheter to keep me at the table or the Lazy Boy Reclining Toilet for my Sundays watching football and you may have something.
Be A Man.
-The Founding Father
Filed under: Beer, Golfing, Manovations | Tagged: golf, Manovation, Poker Tournament, Lazy Boy
